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Pete Doherty in London last November high as a motherfucker

English rocker Pete Doherty (and ex-boyfriend of Kate Moss) was arrested last Friday after British Airways’ flight attendants found him passed out in a lavatory with a needle sticking out of his arm. Insert “Mile High Club” joke here. A passenger told the Daily Mail:

“A few people on the plane recognised Pete and he went to the bathroom more than halfway into the flight. He had been in there for about 25 minutes when the announcement came over the tannoy for the crew to prepare the flight for landing. The crew knocked on the door but Pete didn’t come out. They eventually managed to get in 10 minutes before the plane landed.”

Let’s not get the wrong idea here about Pete. Just because he was found with a needle sticking out of his arm doesn’t necessarily mean he was shooting up heroin. It easily could have been meth.

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shes is so damn hot :O

Mel Gibson outside his church last year

Still insane. Last week in Malibu, he went on a “crazed rant” against all the gossipers at his private church. From RadarOnline:

“Mel’s completely lost it,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “[His] holier than thou world is falling apart around him — all these years he’s been preaching the good holy word, and now that the wizard’s curtain has been pulled back, we find that Mel hasn’t been practicing what he preaches.”

In front of two priests and a visiting bishop, Gibson made a huge scene when he “paced back and forth, furiously telling the congregation that he would not stand by and be judged and scrutinized,” a source told RadarOnline.com.

“Mel got up on his stage — the altar — and went off. He tried to intimidate the parishioners by staring at everyone with his angry eyes. Mel even threatened to shut down the church if people kept gossiping about him. The bottom line is that if Mel hadn’t cheated on his wife and gotten his Russian girlfriend pregnant, there wouldn’t be much to gossip about - he created this mess, and now he’s trying to control it.”

Are there any religious groups Mel won’t insult? First it was the Jews during his DUI arrest a few years ago and now it’s his own Church congregation. If Mel keeps this up, he’ll run out of religions to offend and will be stuck joining the only group that actually accepts whack jobs like himself: The View Scientology. Besides, if Mel didn’t want to be criticized, he never should have become a Hollywood star — he should have become President Obama.

“Baine de Soleil” by Sebastian Kim features Brazilian model, Caroline Trentini, looking better than ever as she soaks up the summer sun.

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These Britney Spears topless pictures were taken back in 2007 and are from behind the scenes of her music video shoot for the song “Gimme More,” and as you can see, the only thing Britney is wearing is temporary tattoos on her nipples. Although, it looks like you can actually see her nipple, just not the areola (which is “tattooed”). I don’t know how Britney thought tattooing her nipples and pole dancing topless was a good idea, but then again, it’s hard to understand how anything Britney does is a good idea, so I’m just going to go with it.

Lindsay Lohan leaving Bungalow 8 nightclub in London (6/3)

You know how it’s impossible to put two positively charged magnets together? Without getting all sciency on you, they basically push each other apart. Did you know that’s also how panties work with Lindsay Lohan’s body?

NOTE: To see the uncensored pic, click the headline pic and then click the “Full Size” button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Yes, I totally used the exact same title for my last post featuring Jennifer Ellison in Nuts magazine, but what the hell else are you gonna use for a title featuring pictures of ridiculously hot pictures of Jennifer Ellison in a magazine as aptly named as Nuts? Anyway, point is, boobs.

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Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf at the premiere of Eagle Eye in L.A. (9/2008)

Shia LaBeouf is wise beyond his years. During the filming of Transformers 2, he had a ready and willing Megan Fox in front of him and he took full advantage of it From Entertainment Tonight:

Shia and Megan open up about what it was like to film their kissing scene for their new film, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, “We did something like five takes,” Shia says. “Yeah, we shot that scene all day,” Megan adds. “Clearly he enjoyed it!”

Is Megan a good kisser? “Yeah absolutely,” Shia says. “I think she’d say I’m pretty good too.” Megan responds, “I’ve said it before, he’s a really kisser. It’s always awkward, you’re on set with a bunch of grown men, sweaty sitting outside, carrying camera equipment and wanting to take their break, and you’re having to kiss!”

Five takes? That’s it? Here’s a reenactment of how the scene would have went down if I was in Shia’s place:

Director: “And … action!”

Me: *starts making out with Megan — maybe grabs a little titty* … “FUCK! COCK! SHIT! ASS!”

Director: “Dammit Nick! Will you step yelling ‘FUCK! COCK! SHIT! ASS!’ during every take? This is a PG-13 movie you idiot!”

Me: “OK, OK, sorry. Let’s just try the scene more time and I promise I won’t do it.”

Director: “Take #72. And … action!”

Swedish model Elsa Hosk